18 years old and college bound. I eat a lot of food and read a lot. Music is better than people.

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

(via lokezandtokez)

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via legit-humour)

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nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

(via me0wlyssa)

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via legit-humour)

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fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

(via legit-humour)

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perfectioninimperfection:

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

(via inaugustwolf)

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19 hours ago

gone, but not forgotten

(Source: fuckyeahglee)

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19 hours ago

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via legit-humour)

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dazedfox:

are you seeing this?

(Source: zay4ik, via inaugustwolf)

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19 hours ago

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

image

(Source: best-of-memes, via legit-humour)

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19 hours ago

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

(Source: euo, via thekidswant4cid)

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20 hours ago

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via pizza)

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